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    Dragon Master

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    Default God Enjoys a Good Laugh

    GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH



    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:


    1. He called everyone brother

    2. He liked Gospel

    3. He didn't get a fair trial




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:


    1. He went into His Father's business

    2. He lived at home until he was 33

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


    1. He talked with His hands

    2. He had wine with His meals

    3. He used olive oil




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:


    1. He never cut His hair

    2. He walked around barefoot all the time

    3. He started a new religion




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

    1. He was at peace with nature

    2. He ate a lot of fish

    3. He talked about the Great Spirit




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.

    2. He was always telling stories.

    3. He loved green pastures.



    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do




    Can I get an

    AMEN !!



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    Getting In The Groove Now.

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    Default Re: God Enjoys a Good Laugh

    Boy, I needed that.
    Been a read ruff day.
    Good laugh.
    Thank You

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    Getting In The Groove Now.

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    Default Re: God Enjoys a Good Laugh

    Amen Brother!!!

 

 

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