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    ENOUGH I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!

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    Default The Economy

    The economy is so bad,

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


    It's so bad,
    I ordered a burger at McDonald and the kid behind the counter asked,
    "Can you afford fries with that?"


    It's so bad,
    That CEO's are now playing miniature golf.


    It's so bad,
    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.


    It's so bad,
    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.


    It's so bad
    McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.


    It's so bad
    parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names.


    It's so bad,
    that a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.


    It's so bad,
    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.


    It's so bad,
    people in Africa are donating money to Americans.


    It's so bad,
    Motel Six doesn't leave the light on anymore.


    It's so bad,
    the Mafia is laying off judges.

    It's so bad,
    the best paying job is now jury duty.

    It's so bad,
    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

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    On A Mission

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    Default Re: The Economy

    These were great.

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    I Am Rocking Now

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    Default Re: The Economy

    Mud,
    Thanks for injecting some humor in a seemingly endless recession.

 

 

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