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    Cool When Grandma Goes To Court


    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

    She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
    youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

    The defense attorney nearly died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
    'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

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    Default Re: When Grandma Goes To Court

    doesnt that picture belong on snowflakes def. nailable list..

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    Default Re: When Grandma Goes To Court

    Quote Originally Posted by moosesteaks View Post
    doesnt that picture belong on snowflakes def. nailable list..

    Nailable ?????

    I heard she was on his list of accomplishments!!!


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    Talking Re: When Grandma Goes To Court

    Quote Originally Posted by snortin nortin View Post

    Nailable ?????

    I heard she was on his list of accomplishments!!!

    I can't remember!!!!

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    Default Re: When Grandma Goes To Court

    neither can she ... alzheimers

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    Default Re: When Grandma Goes To Court

    I love honest old people that just tell it how it is.

 

 

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