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    Resistance is futile.

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    Default Before you get married.

    Check this out just in case you have not seen it on TV.


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    Dragon Master

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    Default Re: Before you get married.

    Just a little light humor here but If she can't afford her own place how can she support you and help keep you in beer when you need it.
    Is your beer already opened when she brings it to you along with the remote to the TV ? Also make sure she has small feet.that way she can stand closer to the kitchen sink.Otherwise you might have to do the dishes.

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    Getting In The Groove Now.

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    Default Re: Before you get married.

    Is that what a good woman does?????? I missed that course....

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    I Am Rocking Now

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    Talking Re: Before you get married.

    Meghann wanted me to say that she has a great credit score, and that if it wasn't for her, I would still live in a $*** hole, and not a home.

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    Getting In The Groove Now.

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    Default Re: Before you get married.


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    Fish Hard Die Happy

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    Default Re: Before you get married.

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

    So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

    "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries, including Germany, Holland, Japan and India.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

    "But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

    "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
    LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A$$ DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A$$ ISN'T GOING TO NO DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"


    And they lived happily ever after.
    Isn't that a sweet story?
    MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP

 

 

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