Clues you might be a Billy Big Rigger

[x475]

If...your belt buckle is as big as a hubcap, you might be a billy big rigger.

If the lot lizards save a parking spot for you at the truckstop...

If you stop at the Payday loan store to borrow some cash, on the way to the chrome shop...

You may be a billy big rigger.

If your home address is a post office box, and the old lady , three kids and Fido live in the truck with you...

If you hang your head and humbly accept the citation from the officer, then go to the truckstop and loudly tell everyone that you gave that S.O.B. hell, by God!...

You may be a billy big rigger if no matter what the subject, you know all there ever was or ever will be to know about it!

If everytime a driver tells you something happened, you've done it sooner, longer , louder , faster , bigger , better etc....

You may be a billy big rigger,

If you run so much power to your C.B. the headlights dim when you key the mike.

If your traveling companion is a full grown live buzzard tethered to the passenger seat...you might be a billy big rigger!!!

[Chicken Hauler]

[x475]

Glad you enjoyed it Snowflake!

The billy big rigger with the buzzard was spotted at a truckstop in Arkansas. I thought the bird was stuffed until the guy opened the door and took it out. A perch where the passenger seat used to be and bird sh1t all over the door and floor. He tried to take it inside to show the cashier , but the manager chased him out. So he went out to the dumpster to feed the hideous thing!
I know , they are one of Gods' creatures and play an important role in the balance of nature, but they are ugly!...
(the buzzard, not billy)

[Chicken Hauler]

Glad you enjoyed it Snowflake!

The billy big rigger with the buzzard was spotted at a truckstop in Arkansas. I thought the bird was stuffed until the guy opened the door and took it out. A perch where the passenger seat used to be and bird sh1t all over the door and floor. He tried to take it inside to show the cashier , but the manager chased him out. So he went out to the dumpster to feed the hideous thing!
I know , they are one of Gods' creatures and play an important role in the balance of nature, but they are ugly!...
(the buzzard, not billy)

Both Billy Big Riggers and Buzzards play an important role in the balance of nature, and they are both ugly!

[snortin nortin]

Both Billy Big Riggers and Buzzards play an important role in the balance of nature, and they are both ugly!

Thank God I am a RoadWay Driver,,, not only am I stealthy, but I am also Handsome, Oh Lord it's Hard to be Humble when your perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better lookin' each day... Now those darn USF outlaws fall into the Billy-Big-&-Ugly Group.. I learned that at the last freighthaulers seminar which was sponsored by Bill. Z. of Overland Park Ks.

[Chicken Hauler]

Thank God I am a RoadWay Driver,,, not only am I stealthy, but I am also Handsome, Oh Lord it's Hard to be Humble when your perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better lookin' each day... Now those darn USF outlaws fall into the Billy-Big-&-Ugly Group.. I learned that at the last freighthaulers seminar which was sponsored by Bill. Z. of Overland Park Ks.

[snortin nortin]

You might be a Billy Big Rigger if you write outhouse poetry..

Laid off again, I'll blame it on lack freight my friend..

Tried to be a freighthauler always wore a snide grin...

I took my Teamster ego and placed it under lock and key...

I swore no god-dang terminal manager would ever make a fool of me..

Then I met this cordinator and my whole dang world caved in...

Heaven knows after he gave me those choice loads,,, I was laid off again...

I tried to work the dock and road...

But they had no work for me,, and now I think my TM is sorry a*s toad...

Then I got my recall letter just last Friday nite...

But when I got my first work call they handed me a lay-off letter on Saturday nite...

Laid off again I'll blame on the Sales team my friend..

Oh lord I'm laid off again...

Special Thanks go to D.A.C.
For letty me chop up what coulda been a #1 song
had it not been for censorship..

[LOAD AND PARK CHARLIE]

10/4 I love being laid off, I love being laid anything.