Joke of the day

[tater_salad]

Oak Harbor joke of the day



The boss called one of his employees into the office. "David Vander Pol," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice- chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?"
"Thanks," said the employee.
"Thanks?" the boss replied.a "Is that all you can say?"
"I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."

[tater_salad]

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends very late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
'What's with the big brass gong?' one of the friends asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk slurred in response.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend. 'How's it work?'
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He stumbled across the room, picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood in silence, looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You idiot..it's three-fifteen in the morning!!'

[tater_salad]

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road?


A - To show the raccoons that it could be done.

[Dirtball]

Treasury Department has issued a new one dollar bill

[Speedloader]

Two peanuts were walking down the street .........




one was a - salted


Maybe that sounds better 'in person' ?

??????

Well ... You wanted CLEAN


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Truck humor:


What's the difference between a Peterbilt and a porcupine ??



















On a porcupine, the pr!cks are on the outside !!

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