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    snortin nortin
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    Default We need some humor here.

    Since this is the political forum and there is so much heat generated here sometimes I think it is high-time we start a Political Humor thread, it can be jokes, pics or anything else to lighten this hot-house up and keep us friendly in the spirit of having a good laugh.. I'll start this.


    Nancy Pelosi

    In Uniform..



    Taking a bike ride..
    Hey Nancy, Phone Home!!



    Nancy posing for a sexy pin-up



    Last edited by snortin nortin; 11-12-2009 at 06:20 PM.

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    Resistance is futile.

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    Default Re: We need some humor here.


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    pj2004
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    Default Re: We need some humor here.

    Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

    "OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know s**t.
    Last edited by pj2004; 11-12-2009 at 09:32 PM.

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    pj2004
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    Default Re: We need some humor here.

    Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

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    I Am Rocking Now

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    Default Re: We need some humor here.

    If Rush Limbaugh takes an airplane flight is it swine flu?

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    Dirtball
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    Default The Buck stops here ( Power point slide show )

    Turn up the sound and sit back and enjoy the show..


  7. #7
    Dirtball
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    Default Re: We need some humor here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Teamster View Post
    I would in a heart beat.

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    Dirtball
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    Default Official Presidential pace car


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    Dirtball
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    Default Row vs Wade


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    Dirtball
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    Default Psalm 2009

    Psalm 2009
    From the FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT


    Obama is the shepherd I did not want.

    He leadeth me beside the still factories.

    He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.

    He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,

    I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

    He has anointed my income with taxes,

    my expenses runneth over.

    Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,

    and I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

    I am glad I am American,

    I am glad that I am free.

    But I wish I was a dog ...

    And Obama was a tree.




    Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

 

 
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