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"I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure."

W. C. Fields

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"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"


Steven Wright

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"Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?"


Steven Wright

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Permanent good can never be the outcome of untruth and violence.

Mahatma Gandhi

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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."


Steven Wright

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"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."


Steve Martin

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

Albert Einstein

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"I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.' "


George Carlin

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As soon as you realize that [something] is a problem, you should fix it. Don’t be a dumbass.

Dolly Parton

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"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."

Steven Wright





This quote made me wonder , how many people even know what camera film is anymore?

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"Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once."


Yogi Berra

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Another one from Yogi Berra....

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."

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"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."


Ronald Reagan

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"The more laws that governments pass, the less individual freedom there is. Any student of history will tell you that.
Totalitarian countries ban pretty much everything."


Bill O'Reilly

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Ancient proverb , unknown author:

"Birds of a feather , ride the bus together" (Paraphrased)