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    Angry HOW MANY CEOs to unscrew a lightbult?

    Well, let me tell you all a true story about BILL ZOLLARS. I live in the KC,MO area, and had an electrician come out to my house to do some work for me. It just so happens that I had my Yellow Frt hat on. He asked me if I work for Yellow. I said "Yes, I'm a line-haul driver." He tells me he does work for my boss, Bill Zollars. Chuckling, he says, " I probably shouldn't tell you this; but he calls my company whenever a lightbulb burns out at his house." I said, "You mean in an extremely high place where he can't get to it?" "No, he said, Any light, could be a table lamp."

    Evidently he's too good to screw in a lightbulb.

    I asked the electrician, "Just out of curiosity, how much does your company charge him for that service call?" He said, "About $120.00"

    I don't know about you, but it must be rough to have money to throw down the toilet. Anyway, Bill Zollars only cares about Bill Zollars.

    Hawkeye
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    Default Re: HOW MANY CEOs to unscrew a lightbult?

    Nice first post, Hawkeye, and welcome aboard. I got a feeling you are going to be fitting right in here.

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    Default Re: HOW MANY CEOs to unscrew a lightbult?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Hauler View Post
    Nice first post, Hawkeye, and welcome aboard. I got a feeling you are going to be fitting right in here.

    That's good because rumor has it you & I don't, matter of fact if were it not for the fact we have some dirt on some key people in this joint (namely L&P Chuck) we would have already been banned.
    Last edited by snortin nortin; 11-28-2008 at 09:53 PM.

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    Default Re: HOW MANY CEOs to unscrew a lightbult?

    Quote Originally Posted by snortin nortin View Post

    That's good because rumor has it you & I don't, matter of fact if were it not for the fact we have some dirt on some key people in this joint (namely L&P Chuck) we would have already been banned.
    *gasp*

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    LOAD AND PARK CHARLIE
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    Default Re: HOW MANY CEOs to unscrew a lightbult?

    I don't ask for much cooperation, just 120% worth. So don't mess with the best, or you'll lay with the rest.

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    LOAD AND PARK CHARLIE
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    Default Re: HOW MANY CEOs to unscrew a lightbult?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye View Post
    Well, let me tell you all a true story about BILL ZOLLARS. I live in the KC,MO area, and had an electrician come out to my house to do some work for me. It just so happens that I had my Yellow Frt hat on. He asked me if I work for Yellow. I said "Yes, I'm a line-haul driver." He tells me he does work for my boss, Bill Zollars. Chuckling, he says, " I probably shouldn't tell you this; but he calls my company whenever a lightbulb burns out at his house." I said, "You mean in an extremely high place where he can't get to it?" "No, he said, Any light, could be a table lamp."

    Evidently he's too good to screw in a lightbulb.

    I asked the electrician, "Just out of curiosity, how much does your company charge him for that service call?" He said, "About $120.00"

    I don't know about you, but it must be rough to have money to throw down the toilet. Anyway, Bill Zollars only cares about Bill Zollars.

    Hawkeye
    YRC line-haul 27yrs:
    Welcome to the party brother. Post away, there are plenty of threads to chime in on the forum.

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    Default Re: HOW MANY CEOs to unscrew a lightbult?

    Quote Originally Posted by LOAD AND PARK CHARLIE View Post
    I don't ask for much cooperation, just 120% worth. So don't mess with the best, or you'll lay with the rest.
    I'm not gonna tell. I hate narcs. Now gimme some money.

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    Default Re: HOW MANY CEOs to unscrew a lightbult?

    I'm all confusticated!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animo View Post
    I'm all confusticated!!!


    Is that New-Yoikish? Speak English son..

 

 

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